Number one has to be CSI plot generator (http://csi.hnldesign.nl/) which churns out summerized, mock CSI plots. Such as:
A bouncer in a basement is brutally murdered by a catholic priest, using an acid-filled watergun. The victim was found drifting in a river. After some extensive shots of David Caruso putting his sunglasses on and off, the perp is arrested and tried. The vic and the perp were both completely insane.
A nun, on her day off, is brutally murdered by an army officer, using an ice pick, on the roof of a desert motel. After extensive, flashy and up-beat laboratory tests on random pieces of evidence, the perp is caught. The vic and the perp used to be married.
A butterfly collector is killed by a fundamental buddhist, using a paint roller, at a Bar Mitzvah. After a spectacular car chase scene, the perp is caught. The vic and the perp apparently dated the same man.
Funnily enough, they actually sound like the programme.
I also played around with a magnigraph generator (http://www.magnigraph.com/) and here is one of my creations.
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